Tuesday, June 08, 2004
WIne Tasting Notes.
I read this on one of my favorite blogs and since it's wine related (and funny as hell) I thought I would post it here.
From Estella's blog i can't even float in water this deep
" So 'wine tasting'? Yeah, let's just go ahead and call that 'drinking all day, starting at nine-thirty'. Jesus. I found it increasingly entertaining to think of new ways to describe the wine... For example, I remember gazing around pensively, swirling my glass and declaring the wine within to be 'clammy', 'squishy', 'barkish', 'tiger-like', 'very Gatsby', 'hard to be offended by', 'standoffish' and 'adorable'. I've left out the ones that don't make any sense."
Brilliant! Try some of these the next time someone asks you what you taste.
From Estella's blog i can't even float in water this deep
" So 'wine tasting'? Yeah, let's just go ahead and call that 'drinking all day, starting at nine-thirty'. Jesus. I found it increasingly entertaining to think of new ways to describe the wine... For example, I remember gazing around pensively, swirling my glass and declaring the wine within to be 'clammy', 'squishy', 'barkish', 'tiger-like', 'very Gatsby', 'hard to be offended by', 'standoffish' and 'adorable'. I've left out the ones that don't make any sense."
Brilliant! Try some of these the next time someone asks you what you taste.
